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WWE: I’m done.

I honestly thought that the WWE were going to stop treating their fans like shit at Elimination Chamber.

Nobody wanted a Batista/Orton title match at Wrestlemania 30. Nobody wants either of these wrestlers to be champion, primarily because neither of them have earned it.

Orton got the undeserved push from the Authority months ago, and holds both top title belts so that no other wrestler gets to be on equal footing (regardless of how many perceive the World Heavyweight as the B-belt).

Batista is only back to promote his movie. There was no positive reaction to his winning the Royal Rumble. He was booed out of the building tonight.

Daniel Bryan is the guy everyone wants to hold the title. He’s worked his butt off for it, and the fans are completely behind him. Even the Authority have had to concede this point in recent weeks. Vinnie Mac even wants rights to the term “Yes Movement”. Milk that cash cow, but don’t reward him for his efforts.

is there a backstage reason for all this punishment Bryan’s been getting? Who knows? Who cares? All anyone can see is that the fans have been denied what they want for months now. Vinnie Mac doesn’t care, because he’s got a television network to launch. Fuck the wrestlers, fuck the fans, it’s all about that dolla-dolla.

Only he’s gone and shot himself in the foot.

Tonight was their opportunity to give everyone the Wrestlemania we wanted to see. Bryan should have beaten Orton for the belt(s) in the chamber, and gone on to retain against Batista at Wrestlemania.

So explain to me why creative felt that the Wyatts and Kane should have involved themselves in the match. Find me a WWE fan who wanted to see them interfere. Once again, the Authority has displayed its power. It can do as it likes, and it doesn’t care because you’ve already paid them to see this disgrace.

On the eve of the WWE Network’s launch, the WWE have shoved a big fat middle finger up to Daniel Bryan, to their employees who aren’t lucky enough to be named Randy Orton or Dave Bautista, and to the fans that they’re hoping will shell out ten dollars a month as of tomorrow for future pay-per-views.

Is it any wonder that CM Punk walked? No doubt he couldn’t stand to see his colleagues suffer, to see his fans shafted and laughed at by the powers-that-be.

You would have to be amongst only the most hardcore WWE fans to want to pay money for access to the WWE Network tomorrow morning. I, however, am longer a fan. I will not spend another minute of my life having the piss taken out of me by an entertainment company that thinks it’s bigger than its fans.

I’m going to miss watching a few people. Daniel Bryan is always a joy to watch in the ring. John Cena is one of my favourite people in the world. There’s plenty of mid-card talent that hasn’t been given the chance to shine in a long time, that I loved to watch and root for. I already miss CM Punk.

To the WWE blogs that I follow, I’m sorry that you’re going to lose a follower.

In my opinion, the E in WWE is redundant. It’s not entertainment anymore. Perhaps they should start calling themselves the WWFU instead.

Relevant.

If this isn’t your theme tune about this time each year, you’re doing life wrong.

Happy 35th Birthday, John Cena!!

Footy pubbl green nao.
Stellar main event at Wrestlemania last night. Shame about the result, but given the circumstances it couldn’t really have gone any other way. John will come back fighting though, make no mistake. Considering this was a match with a year-long build-up, it didn’t disappoint in the slightest. Rocky still has what it takes, but John sure gave him hell.
The Undertaker was on amazing form last night. I’ve not seen a better Hell in a Cell match since Mick Foley took that tumble off its roof. Undefeated through twenty Wrestlemanias… it’ll never happen again. And when Shawn helped Taker to his feet afterwards… I shed a tear, I’m not ashamed to say.
The other championships all went to the right people, and apparently the Orton-Kane match was superb, although I missed most of it (bit poorly last night). Crying shame that Laurin-anus won out over Teddy and the team though. Smackdown will be nothing without the weekly cry of “now hold up, playa!” NOTHING, I tells ya. I honestly thought we’d see a win-by-Cobra for once.
Biggest squee of the night went up for Captain Keith Colburn’s promo with Mick and Santino. Big Deadliest Catch fan right here.

Footy pubbl green nao.

Stellar main event at Wrestlemania last night. Shame about the result, but given the circumstances it couldn’t really have gone any other way. John will come back fighting though, make no mistake. Considering this was a match with a year-long build-up, it didn’t disappoint in the slightest. Rocky still has what it takes, but John sure gave him hell.

The Undertaker was on amazing form last night. I’ve not seen a better Hell in a Cell match since Mick Foley took that tumble off its roof. Undefeated through twenty Wrestlemanias… it’ll never happen again. And when Shawn helped Taker to his feet afterwards… I shed a tear, I’m not ashamed to say.

The other championships all went to the right people, and apparently the Orton-Kane match was superb, although I missed most of it (bit poorly last night). Crying shame that Laurin-anus won out over Teddy and the team though. Smackdown will be nothing without the weekly cry of “now hold up, playa!” NOTHING, I tells ya. I honestly thought we’d see a win-by-Cobra for once.

Biggest squee of the night went up for Captain Keith Colburn’s promo with Mick and Santino. Big Deadliest Catch fan right here.

That reminds me, I need to put Stat’s Cena shirt in the wash.

Never mind his “actions of late”. I think Vince McMahon was relieved of his duties simply because no right-minded person would be seen dead in such a hideous jacket.
Respect where respect’s due though. We witnessed the end of an era tonight, so it’s only right that we salute the work of Vincent K, and thank him for the entertainment he’s provided us with for so long.
Heck, I’ll thank him to never wear that jacket again. *shudder*

Never mind his “actions of late”. I think Vince McMahon was relieved of his duties simply because no right-minded person would be seen dead in such a hideous jacket.

Respect where respect’s due though. We witnessed the end of an era tonight, so it’s only right that we salute the work of Vincent K, and thank him for the entertainment he’s provided us with for so long.

Heck, I’ll thank him to never wear that jacket again. *shudder*

The past 24 hours have been rubbish.

I’ve had stomach cramps all day, I’ve had to spend two hours on a phone trying to talk to a person instead of a robot, and I’ve had to ask my ma to lend me money again, which I hate having to do.

So here is a list of Thoroughly Undeserving People. Hopefully I will feel a bit better after writing it.

  • Alberto Del Rio, who demasked Rey Mysterio to win the Raw MITB. As I understand it, demasking is a Very Big Deal in luchador wrestling, and a very dishonourable thing to do.
  • Vince McMahon, for screwing John Cena out of his championship. I’m not a CM Punk fan, but both he and Cena brought their A-game tonight, and the match shouldn’t have ended that way. I do hope Punk leaves; he deserves better.
  • Vince again, for letting that terrible Mark Henry vs Big Show match happen. It was as awful as the promos that preceded it. No disrespect to the guy, but just what the hell is Mark Henry still doing in the WWE anyway?
  • BT, not just for their unreliable broadband service for which they obscenely overcharge, and not just because it’s increasingly difficult to speak to a person in their customer services department. They took our money, told us everything would be fine, and then disconnected us. When I finally got a human being to reconnect us, they offered no reason or explanation - just a mumbled apology. So guess who’s not renewing their contract with them? Heck, they charge so much I guess they won’t miss our monthly bill.

Okay, I feel a bit better.

Trying to end on a positive note: let’s cheer for two geeky guys who won big today!

  • Daniel Bryan, for winning Smackdown MITB out of nowhere. He does his best to not be cool, which makes him a different kind of cool, and he deserved that win. From now on, he shall be known as my little Valkyrie.
  • Tom Pellereau, for winning The Apprentice. I’d heard earlier today that Susie would win, which I didn’t believe, and to be honest I’d been thinking for weeks that Helen had it in the bag. I liked Tom from very early on but didn’t think he’d make it, so I’m very happy for my fellow geek. (I do hope he actually invents an Emergency Biscuit though. I’d place an order for twelve boxes right now.)

AND THE GEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. This little geek is off to bed now, because she’s still not feeling very well.

❝Bologna Fudging Mustard! My life is being ruined by the internet. I haven’t flipped out this bad since my mom canceled my subscription to Warcraft. Michael Cole, you listen up and you listen good. You have this anonymous General Manager email me personally. My address is…..my address is uh, candypants564@gmail.org.❞

John Cena (Raw 6-28-10)
My new favourite pic of both Cena and Edge. The lulz hurt my tummy.

My new favourite pic of both Cena and Edge. The lulz hurt my tummy.

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