Joey. Libra. 1984. INFJ. Singer. Gamer. Otaku. Cat person. Manchester, England. Ask.
  1. WiFi: connected
  2. Me: then fucking act like it

mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

boop

im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

I take no risks when it comes to Cheese.

This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

bemywaterloo:

littlemisskait:

ivyleague91:

Went into goodwill and walked out with this…I loved Hanson back in the day!! Lol I had all the posters and t shirts lol #Hanson

their newest album “anthem” is pretty amazing too

Yeah, do yourself a favour and listen to their new stuff, you’d be surprised!

The Walk is their best album to date imo.

bemywaterloo:

littlemisskait:

ivyleague91:

Went into goodwill and walked out with this…I loved Hanson back in the day!! Lol I had all the posters and t shirts lol #Hanson

their newest album “anthem” is pretty amazing too

Yeah, do yourself a favour and listen to their new stuff, you’d be surprised!

The Walk is their best album to date imo.

neutralmilkhovel:

mistiryshak:

accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it

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astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying